My mom and “aunt” Gail just drove my dad’s old Honda Civic Hybrid up from NC because I bought it. They drove me to work and are off looking for coffee (since I don’t drink it) and the Mall of America.
This text conversation occurred after they dropped me off:
Me: “Wow! I just realized the underwear I’m wearing has a huge hole chewed in the crotch by Ninja!”
Me: “Did you find the mall?”
Mom: “We r at cEibou having coffee”
Mom: “Gail says crotch issue is omen of sexy man in yr future”
Me: “Oh good!”
Mom: “Next stop bachmans”
Me: “Cool get me a mint plant”
Mom: “Ok”
It’s the little things.
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